Environmentalist Vultures
January 30, 2006 -- A Columbia, Maryland neighborhood has been invaded by vultures. Not lawyers, politicians, and others to whom this description is often attached, but the real, flying, circling-the-dead, feeding-on-decaying-corpses ones. They are damaging the roofs on which they perch. The droppings of these fowl foul houses, cars, sidewalks, and streets, exposing the children who they frighten to diseases as well as nightmares.
Non-violent means have failed to chase away the pests. In a more enlightened age, the answer to the problem would be simple. The adults might pack off the children for a Saturday afternoon, get out their rifles, have a neighborhood shooting party, take away the dead bird bodies for sanitary disposal, do a final cleanup, and spend a peaceful Saturday night, kids safely back to home and hearth.

Mar 18, 2010
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